Have you ever heard of the knockoff of the Wii, the Chintendo Vii? We’re proud to announce that RiiConnect24 is gonna be usable on that system, and we’re calling it ViiConnect24!
We’ve been hard at work reverse engineering the Vii, it’s a very interesting console but it’s nothing like the Wii. Surprisingly, it has network capabilities but was never used.
You will now be able to use the News and Forecast Channel with the Vii, receive mail, and eventually be able to use the Everybody Votes Channel. Also, Wiimm and Leseratte have been hard at work developing Viimmfi so you can play the great games on the Vii with people anywhere in the world.
Viimmfi will be great because the Vii has a lot of clones of Wii Sports games, and Wii Sports never had online capabilities (even though Wii Sports Club did) so you’ll basically be able to play those games online like you can in Wii Sports Club.
What? You don’t have a Vii? No worries because we’re gonna make a shop on our site called ViiBay that sells you all kinds of Viis in different colors soon™. We’re even gonna mod it so you can have that awesome glowing blue disc drive light you have on the Wii when you get a message.